all in favor zip your lips SCORE 32
dude SCORE 39
extremely aggressive eye contact SCORE 23
look at it SCORE 5
how could my body betray me like this? SCORE 24
when the cereal companies finally stop lying to parents SCORE 31
can’t say they didn’t follow the instructions SCORE 24
we’ve been lied to this whole time SCORE 20
the sun. it hurts my eyes! SCORE 14
a truck would be really helpful in this scenario SCORE 30
your weird career choice is valid SCORE 9
savage dad humor SCORE 13
uneducated wizard SCORE 25
cats are sleep artists SCORE 18
living my best life SCORE 25
those poor bartenders SCORE 30
not more than a day SCORE 30
goth pockets SCORE 4
whoops SCORE 18
there is no escaping Antarctica SCORE 19
we out here vibing SCORE 37
goth nerds SCORE 25
lord of the rings plot hole SCORE 29
you know you’re at a good wedding when this happens SCORE 25
whoa. do not like that SCORE 19
true pet love SCORE 32
gotta pay for the funeral somehow SCORE 19
the greatest crime of all SCORE 14
this was revolutionary stuff SCORE 27
we’ve come a long way since egypt SCORE 21
my favorite genre SCORE 12
this is why i am the way i am SCORE 28
