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no+one+out+pizzas+the+home
You+can+put+a+frame+on+anything%2C+it+turns+out.
You can put a frame on anything, it turns out. SCORE 22
Bopped%2C+not+bopped.
Bopped, not bopped. SCORE 26
Buildings+in+Hong+Kong+have+large+holes+built+into+them+so+that+dragons+can+fly+through+as+they+travel+from+the+mountains+to+the+sea.
Buildings in Hong Kong have large holes built into them so that dragons can fly through as they travel from the mountains to the sea. SCORE 25
the+cryptids+are+roaming.
the cryptids are roaming. SCORE 21
Sir+this+is+a+Wendy%26%238217%3Bs
Sir this is a Wendy’s SCORE 28
Just+delightful.
Just delightful. SCORE 35
I%26%238217%3Bll+take+things+you+haven%26%238217%3Bt+had+to+worry+about+for+2020%26%238230%3B
I’ll take things you haven’t had to worry about for 2020… SCORE 18
My+body+is+ready%26%238230%3B
My body is ready… SCORE 14
GOTTT%26%238217%3BEEEEM
GOTTT’EEEEM SCORE 26
Doctors+whom+persist.
Doctors whom persist. SCORE 38
They+aren%26%238217%3Bt+wrong%26%238230%3B
They aren’t wrong… SCORE 10
SING+IT
SING IT SCORE 12
Uno+reverse+card
Uno reverse card SCORE 29
Thank+the+almighty+drug+maker+for+their+opportunistic+bread+crumbs.
Thank the almighty drug maker for their opportunistic bread crumbs. SCORE 34
Hold+up%26%238230%3B
Hold up… SCORE 23
Too+many+flavours+to+choose+from%26%238230%3B
Too many flavours to choose from… SCORE 26
Why+though%3F
Why though? SCORE 23
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+tea+rex%26%238230%3B
It’s a tea rex… SCORE 28
Forget+Spring%2C+anyway.
Forget Spring, anyway. SCORE 19
5G+harms+people%2C+confirmed.
5G harms people, confirmed. SCORE 18
Good+luck+out+there.
Good luck out there. SCORE 32
Queue+the+Geto+Boys
Queue the Geto Boys SCORE 17
Send+socially+distanced+help%21
Send socially distanced help! SCORE 27
Paparazzi+taking+pictures+of+Bill+Clinton%26%238217%3Bs+cat%26%238230%3B
Paparazzi taking pictures of Bill Clinton’s cat… SCORE 17
What+guy.
What guy. SCORE 33
This+is+the+way
This is the way SCORE 19
Reboooot
Reboooot SCORE 27
Hey+kid%2C+want+sum+taco%3F
Hey kid, want sum taco? SCORE 21
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it+all+the+sudden.
It’s got a different vibe to it all the sudden. SCORE 24
I+ordered+an+Espresso%2C+not+a+Depresso
I ordered an Espresso, not a Depresso SCORE 22
thanks+maa%21
thanks maa! SCORE 26
Common+sense+dictates+otherwise%26%238230%3B
Common sense dictates otherwise… SCORE 27
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forgive+me+father+for+i+have+sinned
forgive me father for i have sinned SCORE 7
you+can%26%238217%3Bt+cute+your+way+out+of+it+this+time%21
you can’t cute your way out of it this time! SCORE 23
huw+davies+fought+the+good+fight+against+the+seagulls+until+the+very+end
huw davies fought the good fight against the seagulls until the very end SCORE 30
when+you+go+to+the+bathroom+without+your+phone+and+suddenly+you%26%238217%3Bre+stuck+with+yourself
when you go to the bathroom without your phone and suddenly you’re stuck with yourself SCORE 15
what+purpose+did+the+uncanny+valley+used+to+have%3F
what purpose did the uncanny valley used to have? SCORE 28
dads+anonymous+isn%26%238217%3Bt+for+everyone
dads anonymous isn’t for everyone SCORE 17
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