Real American hero SCORE 41
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
We both go down, together SCORE 56
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 79
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
15, max. SCORE 52
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
No hollow gesture here SCORE 84
Busted! SCORE 31
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
I just became more metal SCORE 33
