
my knees quivered SCORE 27

your parents have a cat now SCORE 48

just like a skateboard SCORE 30

she lived long enough to become the villain in her own story SCORE 29

what have you done to me, hooman? SCORE 37

she can still hear his cries when the window is open at night SCORE 37

lol SCORE 35

oprah never saw it coming SCORE 23

poopwagon never stops SCORE 30

it’s a me, chris pratt SCORE 10

just one word SCORE 17

makes me laugh every time SCORE 34

out conspiracy theory the flat earthers SCORE 43

every morning SCORE 46

a brilliant idea SCORE 18

best lotr description of all time SCORE 46

i don’t want to grab that drink SCORE 31

skeletor is a part of the family SCORE 34

my enemies shall kneel before me SCORE 34

yes SCORE 32

he always believed SCORE 37

this is all your fault, larry SCORE 26

i can’t control the weather SCORE 37

the one who got away SCORE 23

i miss those days SCORE 31

it works! SCORE 31

he’s too old for this sh** SCORE 40

do. not. like SCORE 27

become the person the wall people want you to be SCORE 70

negative parenting 101 SCORE 35

don’t be fooled by his canine charms SCORE 27

on every hill SCORE 40