But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 125
Patrick! SCORE 1033
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
Are they twins? SCORE 590
4/21. SCORE 617
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
Buffering. SCORE 814
Awesome mom is awesome. SCORE 349
Marathon. SCORE 2146
Things to do when you’re stuck at the airport. SCORE 482
Har har har. SCORE 411
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 288
Throwing stars are overrated. SCORE 185
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1014
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 450
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
Do want. SCORE 1043
How to get more coments. SCORE 957
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
A wild homework appeared! SCORE 425
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 969
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 612
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
