we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
what a helpful lass SCORE 27
we are all connected SCORE 16
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
everything is just fine SCORE 19
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 16
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
this pun lacks drive SCORE 15
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
have a good one eh SCORE 17
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
a genius idea SCORE 24
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35