Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
80 hours these days SCORE -18
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
And cheese SCORE 27
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Yo ho ho SCORE 38
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 41
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
What murder? SCORE 45
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Fatality SCORE 40
Military grade leggings SCORE 61
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Proceed SCORE 30
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
The system works SCORE 52
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Sports! SCORE 43
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
