When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 8
Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12
It has begun… SCORE 95
Pun! SCORE 198
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0
Seriously. SCORE 214
Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
It’s that time of year again SCORE 8
In an alternate universe… SCORE 8
Game over. SCORE 15
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 198
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
Squid Hat SCORE -16
The Dying Squid SCORE 8
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 176
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 244
Things you never hear SCORE 213
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
I owned the stage. SCORE 16
It’s a simple request… SCORE 141
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
C’mon man, there’re three bowls here SCORE 15
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
Blankets. SCORE 153
If I could have any super power. SCORE 157
I’ve read Harry Potter. SCORE 16
totally! SCORE 210
Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 167
