book, try reading one SCORE 28
narrator *but they didn’t stop* SCORE 17
why i love weekends SCORE 17
thanks, mom SCORE 30
the dream life SCORE 20
not so silent but still deadly SCORE 13
it’s just for the rest of my life SCORE 24
stop arresting avocado dealers SCORE 26
how i get super powers SCORE 26
modern life is so fulfilling SCORE 31
moths love lamp SCORE -2
which star trek character are you? SCORE 11
you’ve only made things worse SCORE 17
living on the edge! SCORE 31
it ain’t happening SCORE 9
i’m flattered SCORE 16
never remove the mcdinosaur SCORE 22
and i’d watch them all SCORE 24
which is it? it could be either SCORE 16
i welcome the devil’s nap SCORE 23
i have the worst luck SCORE 42
‘not’ was never an option SCORE 17
if the moms don’t look like this, it’s not a pixar movie SCORE 22
the more you know SCORE 19
whoops SCORE 13
they can’t be doing worse, right? SCORE 21
please sir, may i have another? SCORE 13
the modern dark reboot SCORE 9
karma is coming for both of them SCORE 20
it started with a donut SCORE 19
prove me wrong SCORE 20
i’ll have way 23 please SCORE 34
