We rarely deserve dogs. SCORE 25
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
A little space please, hefe… SCORE 22
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
The Return of the Cardboard SCORE 24
hello little friend SCORE 20
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
*have SCORE 17
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
The mosquitoes are coming… SCORE 24
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
Do the blink! SCORE 24
Memory Foam can get stuffed. SCORE 18
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 15
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13
Words. SCORE 9
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Steal the world! SCORE 22