When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
Do You Ever Get A Weird Crush On Someone… SCORE 116
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany SCORE 94
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
I Don’t Understand Why So Many pigs die while eating an apple… SCORE 74
Not even once SCORE 58
Why I don’t cook much SCORE 200
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Just let me go SCORE 49
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
The perils of being a cake decorator SCORE 93
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
The truth hurts SCORE 40
The Real Walk Of Shame SCORE 98
Toddler game show I would definitely watch SCORE 101
What’s my purpose? SCORE 104
"Deciding not to have kids is selfish!" SCORE 132
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
Seven days without a pun makes one weak SCORE 97
Maths, not even once.. SCORE 128
No Longer Worried About Machines Taking Over SCORE 164
What do you do for fun? SCORE 101
A School Lesson which I can never forget SCORE 121
This is adorable SCORE 135
