Tried. Failed. SCORE 16
I can fly! SCORE 146
A day in the life of a pet tortoise. SCORE 18
I’ve been impaled… SCORE 152
Men aren’t dogs. SCORE 161
How to scare men away. SCORE 11
This should be a worldwide policy. SCORE 306
What a few states are known for. SCORE 17
Nick is my spirit animal. SCORE 156
Practicing his moon walk. SCORE 126
Kiss Cam SCORE 139
What your engine is trying to tell you. SCORE 119
Winter is the Justin Bieber of seasons. SCORE 163
Hunger Games with your high school classmates. SCORE 170
I dedicated my life to you (╥﹏╥) SCORE -10
So thankful the holidays are over. SCORE 17
Man soap. SCORE 211
How horror movies have ruined my chance at being a good parent. SCORE 138
So romantic SCORE 142
It is going to crush her… SCORE 151
Back From the Dead SCORE 2
FIRST DATE SCORE -8
Yet another unrealistic expectation for women SCORE 111
You care for the boy, don’t you Severus? SCORE 199
I am not overweight. SCORE 141
Mt. Fuji at sunrise. SCORE 163
Cookie Monster or…? SCORE 192
Avoidance advice from Pooh Bear. SCORE 144
Dory. SCORE 185
How I feel about New Year’s Eve as I get older SCORE 19
dog logic SCORE 115
John Mulaney explains which word is worse SCORE 175
