Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Getting older. SCORE 142
How rainbows start. SCORE 36
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
I used to be a Jedi… SCORE 159
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Like a boss. SCORE 222
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Logic. SCORE 188
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
Friends are like a trampoline. SCORE 213
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
