you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
beavers hate water SCORE 35
at least there are cats SCORE 20
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
we have one useful hand SCORE 23
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
pupils dilate SCORE 45
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 32
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
rats love tiny cars SCORE 40
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
dog bites everything SCORE 23
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
roger roger SCORE 14
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
species and age, please SCORE 40
when life imitates art SCORE 24
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
my voice is the worst SCORE 35
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
we are the math problem SCORE 35
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
