
Oreo finally listened. SCORE 46

He was given a second interview, oddly enough. SCORE 36

Jeepers, creepers, where’d you get those peepers? SCORE 21

Now I celebrate my birthday twice a year SCORE 57

Might be a cat SCORE 28

Heavy metal! SCORE 65

Homer Simpson is the reason gas is so expensive SCORE 37

Happy Gilmore in retirement SCORE 37

They call him the “Nay Hay Kid” SCORE 22

Warning – don’t try this in New York SCORE 50

Water for adults. Vodka SCORE 37

Fashion over vision SCORE 43

*Starts hyperventilating uncontrollably* SCORE 29

Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than smart SCORE 25

This is awkward SCORE 23

Blue shells bring out the worst in me SCORE 30

duck… duck… duck… duck… GOOSE SCORE 25

The charge never lasts long enough SCORE 20

need… coffee… immediately… SCORE 33

Sustained SCORE 35

That kid is a baller SCORE 48

He’s just fluffy! SCORE 34

Irreconcilable differences SCORE 22

This isn’t the burn he thinks it is SCORE 27

SO. MANY. BANANAS. SCORE 46

Doesn’t stop them from trying SCORE 22

Game, set, and match SCORE 31

distracts so good SCORE 28

What comes with the deluxe, fries and shake? SCORE 38

The force is not strong with this meme SCORE 29

Don’t breathe SCORE 21

Bright future ahead SCORE 44