Or a chair… SCORE 4
Cat Found SCORE 3
You know you’re from the 90s whe– SCORE 187
Do want. SCORE 94
The Euthanasia Coaster. SCORE 189
So did she get the poster board? SCORE 5
Just one lick? SCORE 5
YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT SCORE 4
Whenever I try to get out of bed in the winter. SCORE 200
The Milky Way as seen from Texas in the summer. SCORE 186
Leaf crunching season. SCORE 120
Panda sushi! SCORE 99
R.I.P. diet. SCORE 206
Owners Love Sticks SCORE 14
Lecture Rules SCORE 384
Office Cat: bow before my office supplies! SCORE 115
Sage advice. SCORE 217
Dr. Who poem SCORE 134
Nothing’s impossible. SCORE 225
I’ve been expecting you. SCORE 120
Chivalry isn’t dead… SCORE 176
Best present ever SCORE 4
Accurate. SCORE 146
It’s just meant to be. SCORE 186
The circle of life. SCORE 205
Hogwarts drugs SCORE 13
Ba dum tss… SCORE 180
All the Bonds! SCORE 168
Ocelot vs. Ocelittle. SCORE 194
Why is it so hard to stop using the internet and just go to bed? SCORE 174
The dangers of not texting back. SCORE 309
How The Little Mermaid should’ve ended. SCORE -44
