Employee beware… SCORE 25
Apparently my Roomba mountain climbs when I’m not home… SCORE 26
Plant one, cut one. SCORE 12
I’d take care the beast… SCORE 18
Me too bud, me too… SCORE 24
When in traffic… SCORE 26
Landlords give the best gifts. SCORE 34
Enjoy more liminal spaces. SCORE 37
Wake it and shake it. SCORE 22
7/10 you could buy me a coffee. SCORE 30
Now kiss…? SCORE 9
New fridge has sabbath mode… SCORE 26
Please, Papi? SCORE 21
I’m not sure which one is fake news… SCORE 20
Wedding fun has never been funner. SCORE 27
This sign in Thailand SCORE 32
The original sign explaining how to turn on an electric light. SCORE 30
It changed me in ways I do not understand. SCORE 24
Target is good at advertising. SCORE 26
Rise and Shine !! SCORE 22
Imagine getting upset over flowers… SCORE 33
With all of our powers combined… SCORE 17
You really dodged a cauliflower… SCORE 26
Worlds tallest outdoor elevator on the side of a huge cliff in China SCORE 21
Texting in the 80s and 90s SCORE 21
It’s a collectors item. SCORE 24
How am I just now seeing this?! SCORE 21
This compromise is acceptable. SCORE 24
G’day, Gary… SCORE 22
Got it? Good. SCORE 35
It’s toasted! SCORE 11
All crabs deserve the knowledge. SCORE 23
