Yoda meets Dr. Seuss. SCORE 198
Love is about timing. SCORE 240
I said no kisses! SCORE 196
Easy for you to say. SCORE 10
Two months into college and I wasn’t homesick until today SCORE 291
Wait for it… SCORE 165
Don’t dwell on the past SCORE 198
Lose yourself lyrics. SCORE 170
crayon melting fail. SCORE 2
Cleverbot Knows Whats Up SCORE 8
Well that was racist. SCORE 220
Unlikely friends. SCORE 14
It’s dangerous out there… SCORE 178
Trouble with cups. SCORE 168
Cleverbot Joke Time SCORE 9
Creepy sloth. SCORE 8
Science Humor SCORE 319
Asian gangs. SCORE 279
Thought bubbles. SCORE 257
I’m not even a little surprised. SCORE 256
It’s only fair SCORE 214
Isn’t marriage beautiful? SCORE 5
Do want SCORE 240
Exfoliate! SCORE 141
The ultimate shame. SCORE 176
Annoying things to do on an elevator. SCORE 187
I have the necessary koalafications. SCORE 9
Oh, Hi there. SCORE 10
What happens when you put a 7-Eleven in a Walmart. SCORE 147
Does he have your number? SCORE 8
How ATMs Make Me Feel SCORE 8
Bill Waterson on relaxing. SCORE 219