you mortal fools! SCORE 22
my stories are on SCORE 28
his day is not going well SCORE 28
kinda beautiful thought, though SCORE 12
not enough mimosas for this group SCORE 9
zoom not needed SCORE 17
i’m tired SCORE 21
trying was pointless SCORE 22
he said what he meant SCORE 25
i need bread SCORE 19
insert punchline here SCORE 20
you’ve been chopped SCORE 17
isn’t it obvious? SCORE 13
omg i want one SCORE 14
and i never went to subway again SCORE 21
adulting SCORE 17
run SCORE 15
yes SCORE 9
the new version of bop-it is lit SCORE 17
the struggle is real SCORE 17
wonder when it changed SCORE 9
this isn’t therapy SCORE 12
how many coins does it take? SCORE 19
the most cat a cat could be SCORE 22
same SCORE 31
now that you’ve seen it, you can’t unsee it SCORE 22
roman emperor breakfast SCORE 27
i would like to pet them SCORE 15
i was an idiot SCORE 23
sometimes you just have to paint your cows SCORE 13
they never end SCORE 14
they did what they had to do SCORE 9
