I used to be a people person… SCORE 131
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 193
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
New books. SCORE 200
Ladies… SCORE 173
How I cook pizza at home. SCORE 226
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -261
Please be troll. SCORE 194
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
Surely Im not the only one.. SCORE 174
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
I love you. SCORE 20
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 253
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Friends. SCORE 215
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 197
Just Bill Murray SCORE 12
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
How people see me. SCORE 234
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
