Plant one, cut one. SCORE 12
With all of our powers combined… SCORE 17
Imagine getting upset over flowers… SCORE 33
Look what you’ve done to the children… SCORE 17
4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment SCORE 21
They phoned home… SCORE 25
Me too bud, me too… SCORE 24
Smoothest fight yet. SCORE 25
That sign making class really paid off SCORE 25
Too sad for pants SCORE 31
Apparently my Roomba mountain climbs when I’m not home… SCORE 26
It’s the circle of life. SCORE 21
You really dodged a cauliflower… SCORE 26
7/10 you could buy me a coffee. SCORE 30
You’ve tweeted your last twet. SCORE 23
Get no respect around here… SCORE 20
I’d take care the beast… SCORE 18
Get fancy, sponsored by CVS. SCORE 22
All crabs deserve the knowledge. SCORE 23
Target is good at advertising. SCORE 26
Enjoy more liminal spaces. SCORE 37
This sign in Thailand SCORE 32
Ponytails have a mind of their own… SCORE 33
The original sign explaining how to turn on an electric light. SCORE 30
Jeopardy bros SCORE 29
When in traffic… SCORE 26
Employee beware… SCORE 25
Yes I am very interest in this. SCORE 25
High tech snac SCORE 7
New fridge has sabbath mode… SCORE 26
Landlords give the best gifts. SCORE 34
Take it back… SCORE 30
