Do not resist the update… SCORE 26
Tip a car thief today. SCORE 27
Still needs pets. SCORE 42
Kids say the darndest things. SCORE 35
Santa getting some competition. SCORE 38
Louis Armstrong draws a trumpet on the head of a French punk SCORE 32
Acquired at the once a year book sale. SCORE 32
Grans get cracked. SCORE 22
Beets the size of bears… SCORE 18
What the heck, Lawrench? SCORE 34
Sold at your local Joan Fabrics. SCORE 22
How many applicants does it take to change a lightbulb? SCORE 29
War is war, hell is hell. SCORE 52
OK but maybe just ask Congress. SCORE 31
Goodone… SCORE 24
Cry for me. SCORE 31
The aging of a President. SCORE 20
Paracas skulls, found in Peru. SCORE 20
Expecto Covidium SCORE 42
Respectful Malfoy… SCORE 29
A sticky situation no doubt. SCORE 27
Spread the good word. SCORE 35
Landfill guy collects delivery signs SCORE 28
The bird is the word… SCORE 32
4.ooo000 SCORE 25
This is a win for standing urinators everywhere. SCORE 26
They should teach this in school SCORE 36
*Seen* SCORE 28
OK but 6ft please… SCORE 35
Holds 1000 lbs, not 810… SCORE 25
Check back in a yeAr, though. SCORE 26
I dooooo SCORE 31