Slow Robot
I%26%238217%3Bve+been+lied+to
Dad%2C+you%26%238217%3Bre+unemployed%26%238230%3B
Dad, you’re unemployed… SCORE 27
%2Ainhales+sharply%2A
*inhales sharply* SCORE 42
Send+help%26%238230%3B
Send help… SCORE 29
Grans+whom+%F0%9F%A5%A7
Grans whom 🥧 SCORE 34
Sleeping+beauty
Sleeping beauty SCORE 18
Christmas+2020%2C+basically.
Christmas 2020, basically. SCORE 27
My+father+will+hear+about+this.
My father will hear about this. SCORE 24
Just+win+100k+on+a+game+show%2C+problem+solved
Just win 100k on a game show, problem solved SCORE 34
Birds+aren%26%238217%3Bt+real%2C+btw.
Birds aren’t real, btw. SCORE 29
Pop+them+pills%26%238230%3B
Pop them pills… SCORE 31
Ancient+good+doggies
Ancient good doggies SCORE 50
WIMD+blown+fomx
WIMD blown fomx SCORE 43
Nature%26%238217%3Bs+decorations.
Nature’s decorations. SCORE 40
Interesting+physics%26%238230%3B
Interesting physics… SCORE 32
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+bold+move%2C+Cotton%26%238230%3B
It’s a bold move, Cotton… SCORE 42
I+would+watch+this+battle%26%238230%3B
I would watch this battle… SCORE 24
OK+now+do+USD%26%238230%3B
OK now do USD… SCORE 33
Missed+a+spot%26%238230%3B+%26%238211%3B+Momma+bear%2C+probably.
Missed a spot… – Momma bear, probably. SCORE 34
Good+one%2C+Mikey.
Good one, Mikey. SCORE 41
It%26%238217%3Bs+very+likely%26%238230%3B+yes.
It’s very likely… yes. SCORE 36
Old+mules%2C+old+habits.
Old mules, old habits. SCORE 26
Might+just+worked+it+self+out%2C+eh%3F
Might just worked it self out, eh? SCORE 32
No+more+subsidized+golf+trips%2C+please%21
No more subsidized golf trips, please! SCORE 43
Tree+pose+is+for+the+fish%26%238230%3B
Tree pose is for the fish… SCORE 42
i+i+i+i+i+i+i+i
i i i i i i i i SCORE 2
I+am+something+of+an+adult%26%238230%3B
I am something of an adult… SCORE 30
That+was+weird%26%238230%3B
That was weird… SCORE 30
Barb+can+wreck+with+the+best+of+them%26%238230%3B
Barb can wreck with the best of them… SCORE 45
Worth+the+vanity+fee.
Worth the vanity fee. SCORE 28
so+innocent
so innocent SCORE 38
Llama+llama+gato+gato
Llama llama gato gato SCORE 28
A+vacuum+is+a+vacuum+is+a+vacuum%26%238230%3B
A vacuum is a vacuum is a vacuum… SCORE 24
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To+relieve+stress.
To relieve stress. SCORE 14
Tunnel+through+the+Rhone+glacier.
Tunnel through the Rhone glacier. SCORE 137
Map+of+who+would+want+to+move+out+of+their+own+state+right+now.
Map of who would want to move out of their own state right now. SCORE 20
10+Foods+that+Fight+with+Headaches
10 Foods that Fight with Headaches SCORE 15
It%26%238217%3Bs+my+knight+in+shining+%26%238212%3B+oh%26%238230%3B
It’s my knight in shining — oh… SCORE 138
Never+leave+home+without+it%21
Never leave home without it! SCORE 114
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