Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
+ cry. SCORE 119
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Mama no. SCORE 52
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
