Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
hello little friend SCORE 20
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
*have SCORE 17
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
Steal the world! SCORE 22
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
Words. SCORE 9
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
