Global Warming SCORE 183
Stress SCORE 147
Learning to read with Elmo SCORE -1
Slow on the draw. SCORE 69
A fly on the wall. SCORE 99
Spare Hair SCORE 56
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
How much pain are you feeling? SCORE 53
How the beach often works for me. SCORE 60
How weather works SCORE 68
Having a baby ain’t cheap SCORE 146
It’s Weird How People Say “Follow Your Dreams” SCORE 129
Such Christianity SCORE 195
Have we not suffered enough? SCORE 120
No contest SCORE 123
Don’t let your demons win. SCORE 207
The next Pope SCORE 143
Sharing the Shade SCORE 69
NYC Parks Department does not mess around SCORE 99
When you’re studying for finals SCORE 96
Stephen Hawking is a genius SCORE 176
Shapeshifting is the best super power SCORE 201
If I knew being an Olympian meant meeting Zac Efron… SCORE 106
The worst Halloween yet SCORE 155
Self control SCORE 100
My buddy’s will that’s leaving for deployment. SCORE 138
Two types of wine drinkers SCORE 80
Corgi Shorts SCORE 88
I am chill SCORE 102
What parents never want their kids to realize. SCORE 57
Packed party. SCORE 116
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65