Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
WELL THEN SCORE 17
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
I would eat them. SCORE 41
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
It’s all good. SCORE 49
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
treat? SCORE 25
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Movie Magic SCORE 27
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
