Not everyone has two legs. SCORE 81
Grown-ups must eat Sad Meals SCORE 127
I need this. SCORE 48
Today I Learned Trump is Batman SCORE -14
When your parents ask you why you’re still single SCORE 64
When you falling asleep in class then you remember how much college tuition is SCORE 75
The Many-Faced God SCORE 52
Exit the womb they said… SCORE 98
Right in the unemployment SCORE 117
Kanye West’s Dog SCORE 107
If Trump were really a friend of the gays SCORE 135
Raising a family is hard SCORE 78
Show me where the pain is SCORE 68
Things You Take For Granted SCORE 85
Eating Popcorn SCORE 66
What being an adult is like SCORE 72
Mom, am I ugly? SCORE 38
You are the vacuum cleaner SCORE 119
He Still Hasn’t Woken Up Yet? SCORE 79
When someone from work starts explaining to me how many calories are in my lunch… SCORE 110
The Others SCORE 88
This is important to remember. SCORE 160
Winding River SCORE 88
I can’t be the only one that does this SCORE 90
These Aren’t Just Any Daily Commuters SCORE 141
A local H.S. Principal just solved a mysterious senior prank from a decade ago… SCORE 133
They call cat people crazy… SCORE 82
Meow SCORE 97
Google knows what you mean… SCORE 83
Where do you think you’re going, baby? SCORE 101
He does make a point… SCORE 52
Once you realize that you don’t need a special occasion to buy cake… SCORE 119
