Link problems SCORE 140
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
Wed-nes-day SCORE 109
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
When I die SCORE 126
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 115
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
Some wise words SCORE 85
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 93
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
Words SCORE 113
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 220
Either SCORE 113
Stress perm SCORE 50
Poor mosquitoes SCORE 65
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
Perfect Argument Breaker SCORE 148
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 130
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
Parents will understand SCORE 147
Grow a pear SCORE 62
Oedipus SCORE 164
Bring me home. SCORE 94
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
Every time SCORE 134
What Pokemon is this? SCORE 132
Some beautiful words SCORE 70
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 122
When you hear a really annoying voice… SCORE 118
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90