Can’t deny that spark SCORE 109
When you’re in the middle of an exam and the teacher is explaining something to someone SCORE 84
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
bootybothered SCORE 107
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 128
The Moment You Realize You Don’t Want Children SCORE 73
Moves like Jagger SCORE 90
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 95
Totally SCORE 87
Arby’s… SCORE 92
The ol’ Switcheroo SCORE 102
The Louvre, USA. SCORE 61
Heard flights are expensive though.. SCORE 100
They Started Out As Just A Potamus SCORE 64
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 65
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
Don’t forget the Dibs ice cream SCORE 90
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
It’s not that hard to Google it to confirm. SCORE 69
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
You had me at “ruse” SCORE 109
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Git Gud SCORE 118
Open At Your Own Risk SCORE 93
heroes SCORE 54
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 65
They know who we are.. SCORE 83
Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
