never go to page two of google results SCORE 12
donkey still hasn’t made waffles for shrek SCORE 11
wrinkled irony SCORE 28
if you own a cat, always watch your step SCORE 27
multi-colored squirrel only found in india SCORE 28
pouring water on a spoon while doing the dishes SCORE 20
excuse me, i just need to ask you a few questions SCORE 17
this salad is hilarious SCORE 12
you’re just fluffy, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! SCORE 7
the size of the clock numbers won’t make a difference SCORE 24
soft pretzel crab SCORE 28
a new horcrux has been discovered SCORE 0
anatomy of a good boy SCORE 13
data requires a manual SCORE 10
a cat making itself feel at home SCORE 8
randomly pick eggs to keep your future food guessing SCORE 10
when someone sees you singing alone in your car SCORE 22
who wore it better? the answer is obvious SCORE 36
for lease navidad SCORE 21
sorry cakey SCORE 20
modern people aren’t built to survive in fantasy novels SCORE 14
lost cat SCORE 8
looking for a discount? Here’s a clever hack to try SCORE 17
some people actually unpack when they come home from vacation SCORE 28
the first rat to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame SCORE 21
bob ross holding a baby raccoon in case you’re having a bad day SCORE 24
i will never stop hitting “remind me tomorrow” SCORE 29
overpacking for a short trip is my super power SCORE 20
all the pickles. you hear me? all. the. pickles! SCORE 20
he always gets so excited when we take him to the snack park SCORE 23
the email never finds me well SCORE 16
just going on another stupid walk for my stupid mental health look at the stupid flowers SCORE 25
