I like big books & I cannot lie. SCORE 181
Trust me, I’m a firefighter. SCORE 109
The human bicycle. SCORE 243
A zombie Charlie Brown Halloween. SCORE 53
How I feel about pizza. SCORE 59
Whenever I hear my name, but I can’t tell from where. SCORE 113
Then I was born. SCORE 240
My car. SCORE 87
They killed Kenny, again… SCORE 154
How to teach English literature. SCORE 93
Whenever the Internet dies. SCORE 46
LSHMSFOAIDMT XD SCORE 6
So called “Trader” Joe’s… SCORE 175
How to troll your dad. SCORE 178
How ADHD works. SCORE 179
The original Freudian Slip. SCORE 102
The venus flyyyy trap. SCORE 122
I scream, you scream. SCORE 109
Man’s best friend. SCORE 126
Ultimate fan SCORE 157
Cookies. Not even once. SCORE 147
When people wear confusing costumes for halloween. SCORE 150
Cats are jerks. SCORE 115
Anatomy of a cast. SCORE 130
You make a compelling point. SCORE 169
Police fail. SCORE 220
Come to the dark side. We have tea! SCORE 116
Rawr SCORE -5
Nursing homes in 30 years. SCORE 128
Misunderstood shark. SCORE 152
When I come home from college for the holidays. SCORE 98
Wouldn’t we all do this for pizza?! SCORE 7
