i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
a true work of art SCORE 13
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
help, i woke up SCORE 32
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
muggle born SCORE 14
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 86
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
space facts on your back SCORE 37
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
no SCORE 23
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
