I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
Logic. SCORE 188
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
Getting older. SCORE 142
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Perks of being an English major SCORE 178
