Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
A more accurate title for the new Harry Potter book SCORE 66
The joys of flossing SCORE 76
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 38
All of these are true SCORE 178
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
My ice cold heart. SCORE 83
Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29
Now that is dedication SCORE 152
Scumbag junior SCORE 81
Watching A Movie SCORE 74
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
America is so progressive SCORE 78
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
Full time savage SCORE 71
Leo gets it SCORE 164
Simpsons Have The Right Idea.. SCORE 94
It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 103
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
Who else does this? SCORE 112
A damn fool SCORE 65
Adulthood SCORE 111
The stars will show you what you truly want SCORE 70
Admiration SCORE 80
We the people SCORE 112
I do this all too often SCORE 81
