One of life’s great questions SCORE 60
Most accurate Mean Tweet I’ve seen SCORE 125
Smooth AF SCORE 101
Story of my life SCORE 80
UPS driver has a sense of humor SCORE 99
Hooty whom SCORE 63
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
I didn’t get the FEMA alert today. SCORE 31
A long time ago in a galaxy so far, far away… SCORE 66
Scamlock Holmes SCORE 96
Dropping my new album soon SCORE 88
Bee hacking – a guide to understanding your computer. SCORE 44
It’s that time of year… SCORE 38
I’d like to solve the puzzle! SCORE 84
That would be /so cool SCORE 67
Futuristic Work Problems SCORE 115
Snake Humor SCORE 86
No son of mine. SCORE 102
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
A magical world in an old, wooden post. SCORE 106
Both posted within the hour. Coincidence? I think not. SCORE 119
My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad’s farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. SCORE 161
Talking to parents on the phone SCORE 97
#stopit SCORE 98
Yep, This Is Still Me SCORE 96
Can not unsee. SCORE 104
3D Floor SCORE 90
Medical alphabet. SCORE 82
Don’t get too hurt SCORE 71
Good luck wimp. SCORE 80
…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 67