the original American badass SCORE 88
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
oh sweet release SCORE 50
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 37
place your bets! SCORE 48
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22
it all makes sense now SCORE 33
cozy SCORE 36
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
the shape of soup SCORE 45
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
rude diet SCORE 36
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
everything is south america now SCORE 47
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
which do you choose? SCORE 23
come to daddy! SCORE 30
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
i feel seen SCORE 31
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
she’s living the dream SCORE 45
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
