Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
Be petty SCORE 35
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Honey，I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24
2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 33
🤔 SCORE 20
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
Discovered a shop entrance 11 feet below the current shops… SCORE 29
Let it happen. SCORE 34
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Nailed it. SCORE 42
Corona bad. SCORE 28
Absolute class. SCORE 25
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
To the rescue? SCORE 24
We don’t have to agree on much, but please understand. SCORE 29
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 31
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
Le sigh… SCORE 25
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
Shield thy neighbour. SCORE 28
