When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
Nightmare fuel. SCORE 83
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
Link problems SCORE 140
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 117
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
Either SCORE 114
Every time SCORE 134
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
Grow a pear SCORE 63
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 131
What Pokemon is this? SCORE 133
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
Some wise words SCORE 85
Parents will understand SCORE 147
Poor mosquitoes SCORE 65
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 222
When you hear a really annoying voice… SCORE 118
Some beautiful words SCORE 70
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 123
Oedipus SCORE 164
Words SCORE 114
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 94
When I die SCORE 127
Bring me home. SCORE 93
Perfect Argument Breaker SCORE 148
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
