Surprise smooching. SCORE 100
The killer whale personal submarine. SCORE 232
Scumbag toddlers. SCORE 125
When you wave to someone and they don’t see you. SCORE 174
Why I can’t eat eggs. SCORE 213
The udder pitcher. SCORE 118
How I see math word problems. SCORE 165
Sylvester Stallone in First Blood. SCORE 45
How dinosaurs really went extinct. SCORE 95
Crazy cat lady costume. SCORE 118
Every episode of The Walking Dead. SCORE 137
Does not compute. SCORE 180
When you see your photo on your ID card. SCORE 133
Baby burrito. SCORE 119
One Direction SCORE -14
Cats are jerks. SCORE 105
STAHP IT HUUMAN. SCORE 169
Morgan Freeman did an Obama commercial… SCORE 214
Magic… SCORE 151
Long distance relationships are hard. SCORE 216
We have to go back! SCORE 185
Whenever I have a problem SCORE 170
Lazy costume ideas for your cat. SCORE 75
Why I vote. SCORE 150
Faith in humanity, waning. SCORE 253
How to troll Halloween. SCORE 191
I’m looking for Kristen Stewart. SCORE 196
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 130
Oddly touching. SCORE 345
I’m in the middle of nowhere. SCORE 116
Love is with the heart, not the eyes SCORE -3
Oprah for president. SCORE 239
