Parents are so bossy! SCORE 13
Black Friday. SCORE 146
Australia. Where even the hail can kill you SCORE 15
I do like to curl up on the couch with both… SCORE 255
For a good time, call… SCORE 223
Very creative SCORE 207
Birth Control. SCORE 15
Nom nom nom… SCORE 115
oh Forrest SCORE 18
Thanks, Jesus! SCORE 18
Prepare yourself… SCORE 13
500 yards SCORE 209
Magic! SCORE 19
Without the shadows it would be perfect. SCORE 15
Thanksgiving. SCORE 13
Accurate. SCORE 170
Always check your child’s homework SCORE 240
Extreme hot tubbing. SCORE 9
The original scumbag girlfriend SCORE 12
I now pronounce you husband and wife… SCORE 14
A redshirt and a stormtropper get into a firefight… SCORE 241
Teach them young. SCORE 11
Old but gold. SCORE 17
Well, that is sound advice. SCORE 187
Kids. SCORE 13
Stair surfing SCORE 19
Should have bought her a dynamite stick SCORE 239
Step away from the hammer… SCORE 185
Smartest dog ever? SCORE 298
My boyfriend introduced me to sriracha… SCORE 6
Which one are you? SCORE 9
Married women. SCORE 14