Egg Russian roulette. SCORE 107
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
How I take tests. SCORE 243
How I shower. SCORE 156
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
‘Merica. SCORE 228
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
Pubid. SCORE 143
Attack! SCORE 196
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
Roses are red. SCORE 334
English is hard. SCORE 291
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 157
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
How the dentist works. SCORE 154
Touché. SCORE 336
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
How I die. SCORE 289
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
Acute angle. SCORE 197
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
Burn. SCORE 158
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 150
Spider drama. SCORE 233
