a cat wrote this SCORE 7
accidental beauty SCORE 31
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
a very small dog SCORE 15
supersize it SCORE -4
i like bananas SCORE 9
did i stutter? SCORE 12
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
zero traction SCORE 11
cats find a way SCORE 23
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
every segment on the news SCORE 14
is this satire? SCORE 14
memorable first customer SCORE 17
working cat SCORE 20
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
it’s perfect SCORE 21
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
