oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Probably… SCORE 185
Never forget. SCORE 159
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
If you are reading this… SCORE 113
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
How internet arguments work. SCORE 159
Genius. SCORE 145
How seasons work. SCORE 158
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
Being sick. SCORE 140
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Seal SCORE 28
Burn! SCORE 249
Burn! SCORE 216
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
The “Just O.K. White Shark.” SCORE 88
Accurate. SCORE 112
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
