I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Perks of being an English major SCORE 177
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
Getting older. SCORE 142
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
How rainbows start. SCORE 36
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
Like a boss. SCORE 288
I used to be a Jedi… SCORE 159
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
