Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
The Office cameos SCORE 11
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
hello little friend SCORE 20
Do the blink! SCORE 24
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Gunner the good doge. SCORE 42
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
Steal the world! SCORE 22
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
*have SCORE 17
Do I even care…? SCORE 26
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
You get that bank though, Gwyneth. SCORE 27
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28