What they really mean. SCORE 916
Why is the rum gone?! SCORE 143
Invisible unicycle. SCORE 122
Cats in slow motion. SCORE 67
Don’t do drugs. SCORE 982
Have a baby, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. SCORE 218
I’m gon’ eatchu! SCORE 312
I don’t care if… SCORE 756
My neighbors listen to very good music… SCORE 294
OCD level over 9000. SCORE 761
Why don’t you get off your high horse! SCORE 262
Poms not bombs. SCORE 183
Lady Problems. SCORE 1054
That’s what she said. SCORE 328
Japan juicebox is cooler than you. SCORE 103
Evolution. SCORE 197
I love cats. SCORE 157
The doctor said it’s cooties… SCORE 209
Forever alone or together forever? SCORE 281
I regret nothing! SCORE 258
Wanting to be someone else… SCORE 280
Reality. SCORE 34
The history of whistling. SCORE 173
Oh stop it. SCORE 202
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy… SCORE 151
Reasons your girlfriend didn’t enjoy The Avengers. SCORE 262
Instant date. SCORE 222
I’m not fat… SCORE 143
Put me down! SCORE 196
Life is too short. SCORE 98
How I got these scars. SCORE 195
Bed cartography. SCORE 221
