When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Getting older. SCORE 142
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
I used to be a Jedi… SCORE 159
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
Logic. SCORE 188
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Friends are like a trampoline. SCORE 213
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
How rainbows start. SCORE 36
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
