The sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the earth. SCORE 445
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
How I Met Your Mother SCORE 6
Batman? SCORE 138
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
Me and my trainer. SCORE 115
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
How slavery began. SCORE 73
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Potter Puppy. SCORE 154
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Uncanny SCORE 150
Darth Vader is Luke’s Father!? SCORE 5
GO BOB GO!!!!!! SCORE 5
Perks of being an English major SCORE 177
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
If robbers ever broke into my house… SCORE 254
