How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
Good idea. SCORE 4
Every night. SCORE 220
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
Karma. SCORE 236
How hurricanes form. SCORE 135
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
Vintage internets. SCORE 80
This generation. SCORE 265
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
Every time. SCORE 180
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
How to troll. SCORE 182
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
Forever and always SCORE 0
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
Lottery SCORE 4
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
My new calculator. SCORE 109
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
Likely. SCORE 177
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
